Gatlanquill Arpbamhudwit Nurfasstik is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate cat.

Gatlanquill Arpbamhudwit Nurfasstik created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatlanquill Arpbamhudwit Nurfasstik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gatlanquill Arpbamhudwit Nurfasstik, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gatlanquill Arpbamhudwit Nurfasstik's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gatlanquill Arpbamhudwit Nurfasstik's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.