Xenriglab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, benevolent snail.

Xenriglab created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenriglab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xenriglab, it will turn you into a tree.

Xenriglab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Xenriglab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Run away from indigo tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xenriglab.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.