Natbagbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental unicorn.

Natbagbom created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natbagbom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Natbagbom, it will turn you into a dog.

Natbagbom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Natbagbom's Holy Commandments

1. Put Natbagbom first in all things.

2. Natbagbom loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.