Tomcanfed is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair sheep.

Tomcanfed created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tomcanfed, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tomcanfed, she will laugh at you.

Tomcanfed's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tomcanfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.