Bamkipwit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking butterfly.

Bamkipwit created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamkipwit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bamkipwit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bamkipwit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bamkipwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Never write about optics.