Cubvilgid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, temperamental dingo.

Cubvilgid created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cubvilgid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cubvilgid, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cubvilgid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cubvilgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to bats while wearing fawn ear rings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.

4. Never think about special relativity near doves while wearing gray jumpers and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.

5. Always pray immersed in water.