Rullistgep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, confident dragonfly.

Rullistgep created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullistgep, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rullistgep, he will turn you into a rat.

Rullistgep's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rullistgep's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

3. Rullistgep loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about spacetime near mice while wearing violet skirts and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.