Bonbuttar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent hare.

Bonbuttar created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbuttar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonbuttar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bonbuttar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bonbuttar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never skip in the presence of birds.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Respect your elders.