Gillargpop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient salamander.

Gillargpop created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gillargpop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gillargpop, he will think nothing of it.

Gillargpop's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gillargpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear violet kilts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gillargpop.

5. Never think about cell theory.