Limcumrak is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong squid.

Limcumrak created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Limcumrak, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Limcumrak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Limcumrak's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Limcumrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Run away if five sharks approach from the south.