Tofyogflig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody chinchilla.

Tofyogflig created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofyogflig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tofyogflig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tofyogflig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tofyogflig's Holy Commandments

1. Tofyogflig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look at planets.