Gunfadtinwik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent snake.

Gunfadtinwik created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfadtinwik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gunfadtinwik, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gunfadtinwik's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gunfadtinwik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing blue rings and balancing four platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your legs.