Wikzanjenveg is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing
unicorn.
Wikzanjenveg created humanity five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wikzanjenveg, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Wikzanjenveg, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Wikzanjenveg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Wikzanjenveg's Holy Commandments1. Never mention tapirs.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never paint your neck magenta.
5. Worship no other gods but Wikzanjenveg.