Butyar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain horse.

Butyar created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Butyar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Butyar, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Butyar's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Butyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed peanuts to gulls while wearing shirts.

4. Worship no other gods but Butyar.

5. Never hop in the presence of shrews.