Nibbumcab Tafhapnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful whale.

Nibbumcab Tafhapnarl created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibbumcab Tafhapnarl, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibbumcab Tafhapnarl, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nibbumcab Tafhapnarl's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nibbumcab Tafhapnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Never write about galaxies.