Volbess is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sapient snail.

Volbess created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Volbess, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Volbess, he will turn you into a sheep.

Volbess' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Volbess' Holy Commandments

1. Volbess loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear cyan tights.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must pray to Volbess three times a day.