Hivzoddud Ratwitflat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy centaur.

Hivzoddud Ratwitflat created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivzoddud Ratwitflat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hivzoddud Ratwitflat, it will not care at all.

Hivzoddud Ratwitflat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hivzoddud Ratwitflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.