Hivzoddud Ratwitflat is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy
centaur.
Hivzoddud Ratwitflat created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivzoddud Ratwitflat, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Hivzoddud Ratwitflat, it will not care at all.
Hivzoddud Ratwitflat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Hivzoddud Ratwitflat's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep eight otters in a large pit.
2. Always help squirrels.
3. Feed all hungry doves.
4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.