Wapfadsis is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent goblin.

Wapfadsis created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfadsis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wapfadsis, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wapfadsis' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Wapfadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Worship no other gods but Wapfadsis.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Wapfadsis in the centre of the settlement.