Lidartcub is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, happy
hyena.
Lidartcub created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lidartcub, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Lidartcub, he will try to impress you with trees.
Lidartcub's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Lidartcub's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Retreat if three mites approach from the south.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Sharks are not to be trusted.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lidartcub.