Ingfadcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, charitable otter.

Ingfadcit created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingfadcit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ingfadcit, she will turn you into a rock.

Ingfadcit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ingfadcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Ingfadcit loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingfadcit.