Flabomtbet is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unfair bird.

Flabomtbet created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabomtbet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flabomtbet, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flabomtbet's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flabomtbet's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flabomtbet.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Flabomtbet loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Flabomtbet must be the most important thing in your life.
Votes: 2       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god