Vangidbug is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring squirrel.

Vangidbug created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangidbug, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vangidbug, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vangidbug's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vangidbug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vangidbug.

2. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the south.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to tapirs while wearing magenta shorts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed nuts to mites while wearing indigo kilts.