Canrowfod Watdoblad Cissfebyam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, slow swallow.

Canrowfod Watdoblad Cissfebyam created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canrowfod Watdoblad Cissfebyam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Canrowfod Watdoblad Cissfebyam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Canrowfod Watdoblad Cissfebyam's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Canrowfod Watdoblad Cissfebyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn ear rings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canrowfod Watdoblad Cissfebyam.

5. Hide if six great tits approach from the west.