Fodgessqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful human.

Fodgessqueeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgessqueeg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fodgessqueeg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fodgessqueeg's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fodgessqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Never look in ponds.