Fubbonpin Sabdavnig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous monkey.

Fubbonpin Sabdavnig created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fubbonpin Sabdavnig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubbonpin Sabdavnig, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fubbonpin Sabdavnig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fubbonpin Sabdavnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.