Mapdabwadbop is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful goblin.

Mapdabwadbop created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapdabwadbop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mapdabwadbop, she will turn you into a duck.

Mapdabwadbop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mapdabwadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not skip in public.