Fliszakbog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic bear.

Fliszakbog created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Fliszakbog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fliszakbog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fliszakbog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fliszakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away if five seals approach from the east.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from turquoise great tits for they are unholy.