Fudwitflag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful troll.

Fudwitflag created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudwitflag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudwitflag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fudwitflag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fudwitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear red rings.