Vegxuckmabstragsogcedfem is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful badger.

Vegxuckmabstragsogcedfem created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Vegxuckmabstragsogcedfem, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegxuckmabstragsogcedfem, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vegxuckmabstragsogcedfem's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Vegxuckmabstragsogcedfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.