Quathotflan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish centaur.

Quathotflan created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quathotflan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quathotflan, she will laugh at you.

Quathotflan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Quathotflan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quathotflan.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Do not take Quathotflan's name in vain.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.