Targyarptaf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering weasel.

Targyarptaf created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Targyarptaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Targyarptaf, it will laugh at you.

Targyarptaf's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Targyarptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Targyarptaf loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. You must never eat parsnips.