Hugbesshin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful human.

Hugbesshin created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbesshin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hugbesshin, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hugbesshin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hugbesshin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Do not skip in public.