Limartraktipteenhapgar is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm naga.

Limartraktipteenhapgar created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limartraktipteenhapgar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Limartraktipteenhapgar, it will turn you into a frog.

Limartraktipteenhapgar's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Limartraktipteenhapgar's Holy Commandments

1. Limartraktipteenhapgar loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Put Limartraktipteenhapgar first in all things.