Liblakvin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional zebra.

Liblakvin created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liblakvin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Liblakvin, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Liblakvin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Liblakvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.