Legbesszed is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast badger.

Legbesszed created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legbesszed, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Legbesszed, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Legbesszed's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Legbesszed's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Legbesszed.

2. Never feed peanuts to moths while wearing blue jumpers.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.