Zencanappcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring cobra.

Zencanappcud created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zencanappcud, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zencanappcud, it will not care.

Zencanappcud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Zencanappcud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing mauve shorts and balancing eight copper spheres on your feet.