Queegmotdot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty jackal.

Queegmotdot created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegmotdot, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queegmotdot, it will be very unhappy.

Queegmotdot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Queegmotdot's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.