Kopvedhot is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical bat.

Kopvedhot created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopvedhot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kopvedhot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kopvedhot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kopvedhot's Holy Commandments

1. Kopvedhot loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.