Kanbinneg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever cat.

Kanbinneg created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanbinneg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kanbinneg, it will torture you forever.

Kanbinneg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kanbinneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kanbinneg.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never wear shorts.