Sinfomsigjin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, strong cow.

Sinfomsigjin created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfomsigjin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinfomsigjin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sinfomsigjin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sinfomsigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sinfomsigjin.

2. Sinfomsigjin loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinfomsigjin.