Sandgepkon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional bear.

Sandgepkon created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Sandgepkon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandgepkon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sandgepkon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sandgepkon's Holy Commandments

1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.