Jigkendit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, able toad.

Jigkendit created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigkendit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jigkendit, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jigkendit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jigkendit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Jigkendit loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.