Cudpinbumnurl Gomwothim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful bee.

Cudpinbumnurl Gomwothim created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudpinbumnurl Gomwothim, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cudpinbumnurl Gomwothim, it will turn you into a dog.

Cudpinbumnurl Gomwothim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cudpinbumnurl Gomwothim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.