Bonknathen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful hydra.

Bonknathen created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknathen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonknathen, it will be very unhappy.

Bonknathen's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bonknathen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.