Madnartrap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast goose.

Madnartrap created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnartrap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Madnartrap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Madnartrap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Madnartrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white shorts.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not eat aubergines.