Sognan is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, competent penguin.

Sognan created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sognan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sognan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sognan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sognan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Sognan on top of important buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must love Sognan.

5. Never eat bark.