Gunjig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able wasp.

Gunjig created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunjig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunjig, it will turn you into a frog.

Gunjig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gunjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.