Midnilsog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced pig.

Midnilsog created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midnilsog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midnilsog, she will not care.

Midnilsog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Midnilsog's Holy Commandments

1. Midnilsog loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to snails while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Midnilsog in the centre of the settlement.