Appoprul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, merciless shrew.

Appoprul created matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appoprul, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appoprul, he will ignore you.

Appoprul's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Appoprul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never feed rice to ducks while wearing skirts.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Never play with disobedient children.