Bimpangpin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient mongoose.

Bimpangpin created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bimpangpin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bimpangpin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bimpangpin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bimpangpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Never talk about spacetime near seals while wearing purple boots.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.